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Fergie the untouchable; Ba humbug
The Fifth Official | December, 31 2012This week, The Fifth Official wonders if Fergie is untouchable and says 'Ba humbug' to Demba's desire to quit Newcastle.
Article | ConversationFergie loses his marbles
The Fifth Official | December, 24 2012This week, The Fifth Official takes a Christmas look at the weekend's issues, as Fergie loses his marbles over RVP.
Article | ConversationI guess that's why they call it the Blues
The Fifth Official | December, 17 2012The Fifth Official concentrates on Chelsea's failure to be the world's best and unbelievable #Bentekkers.
Article | ConversationNext Port of call
The Fifth Official | December, 10 2012This week, The Fifth Official takes time out from his trip to Portugal for his latest take on the weekend action.
Article | ConversationBig Sammered
The Fifth Official | December, 3 2012This week, The Fifth Official scrutinises Rafa Benitez's growing Chelsea woes and watches Joey Barton channelling 'Allo 'Allo
Article | ConversationFirst Ade for Arsenal
The Fifth Official | November, 19 2012This week, The Fifth Official takes aim at red mist merchant Emmanuel Adebayor and Mark Hughes.
Article | ConversationPoor work of Art
The Fifth Official | November, 12 2012This week, The Fifth Official ridicules the performance of Mikel Arteta and has his usual dig at Sam Allardyce.
Article | ConversationArsenal get shirty with RVP
The Fifth Official | November, 5 2012This week, The Fifth Official finds Arsenal in disarray and offers Brendan Rodgers some tactical advice
Article | ConversationThat's why they call them the Blues
The Fifth Official | October, 29 2012This week, The Fifth Official offers his pity to Chelsea and dives into the Luis Suarez debate.
Article | ConversationPardew's eight-year itch
The Fifth Official | October, 8 2012This week, The Fifth Official sees Newcastle struggle with defensive basics while Mario Balotelli gets in a strop.
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