This week in Off the Ball, Reds paid £20m after seeing fake Downing video and Boateng sidelined by too much sex.
This week in Off the Ball, Pepe Le Pew stinks up El Classico and Juve striker Amauri is up sale on eBay.
This week in Off the Ball, madcap Bucharest owner Gigi Becali hopes thousands of sheep will soothe his fury.
This week in Off the Ball, Vincent Kompany is stuck for words, Franck Ribery wants a shisha bar and Luis Suarez is zapped by a laser.
"It was everything to me" - Steve McManaman shares his FA Cup memories ahead of ESPN's weekend coverage.
Hot zombies from Getafe and Ronaldo in a nappy? It can only be Off The Ball's end of year awards.
This week in Off the Ball, Kenny Dalglish sings a Christmas carol for Sir Alex Ferguson and an unwise fan sees stars.
This week in Off the Ball, Diego Milito's career is in the Golden Bin and a crazy goalkeeper takes a bite out of an opponent's face.
This week in Off the Ball, Adriano misses title match with party-induced diarrhoea and electric-shock football.
This week in Off the Ball, Gladbach play rock, paper, scissors during a game and a WAG mugged in Naples.