This week's Off The Ball on some geographically challenged Basques and Balotelli's brother.
This week's Off The Ball has chicken puns aplenty with Blackburn's woes and Cardiff won't go blue.
Off The Ball: Roy gets a mask tribute, Ronaldo is put in his place and Delio Rossi takes things into his own hands.
This week in Off the Ball, Messi's namesake gets some attention and German fans show the way to goal.
Hot zombies from Getafe and Ronaldo in a nappy? It can only be Off The Ball's end of year awards.
In Off the Ball, Barca go culinary, Torres' miss is taken online and Joey Barton proves he can read.
Off The Ball: Bayern Munich's ultra's issue their own goalkeeper Manuel Neuer with a restraining order.
Off The Ball: Gokhan Inler arrives at Napoli in a lion mask and Rio Ferdinand turns into Freddy Krueger.
Off The Ball: Owen Hargreaves is for sale on YouTube and a Swedish beauty swaps her shirt with fan.
Off The Ball: Flamengo set up a Ronaldinho party hotline and Mihajlovic's stolen sunglasses.