OFF THE BALL
Pope becomes Real's latest signing
August 27, 2011
By Dominic Raynor
This week, Pope Benedict XVI becomes Real Madrid's latest signing, Samuel 'highest-paid-footballer-in-the-world' Eto'o doesn't buy the moon, Brazilian striker Diogo slaps a linesman, Turkish side Bursaspor build a giant crocodile stadium and there is an assault on the family jewels in the Danish Superliga.
A match made ...