The Fifth Official

Clattenburg's Halloween horror show

November 1, 2010
By The Fifth Official
(Archive)
Few of us like Mondays but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from the past week in football.

Clattenberg out, Battenberg in

As the witching hour drew closer, once again Mark Clattenberg proved powerless to resist its charms. Soon the authorities will have to erect a gravestone in the centre circle at Old Trafford to mark the exact spot when his ...

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