Diego Maradona looked like Jurgen Klinsmann on ice when he propelled his ample belly along the wet ground to celebrate a remarkable victory by his besieged Argentina over Peru.

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For those of us who stayed up late enough to watch a game the old Argentina would have skated, but who, almost contrived to lose, it was a fitting conclusion to a bizarre occasion.

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