Last look at the weekend

Fifth Official: End the Hart-ache

September 28, 2009
By The Fifth Official
After Saturday's defeat by Everton, Portsmouth now officially hold the record for the worst start to a top flight division since 1930, relieving a certain Manchester United of that most unwanted of accolades. Pompey have taken on Newcastle's mantle as the Premier League's comedy club to such an extent that all their games from this point on should be conducted in fast forward and accompanied by the Benny Hill theme tune.

The day before the game summed up the current farce under new ...

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