FIFTH OFFICIAL

The last look at the weekend

May 18, 2009
Few of us like Monday but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from a five-star weekend. Toon Toon Bankrupt Army After last Monday's scenes of euphoria upon thrashing local rivals and fellow relegation plodders Middlesbrough, St James's Park reverted to type on Saturday, exhibiting a large helping of cowering silence intertwined with a light dusting of crippling fear and ...

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