Few of us like Monday but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from a five-star weekend.
As usual, Fergie was moaning before his side's trip to Middlesbrough. You know, about it being really early, and on TV and that. But when you've a squad of about 250 (and yes, I am including Howard Webb in that) you can afford to play a game every two days for a month.