Few of us like Monday but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from a five-star weekend.
Heaven is a place on earth
No arguments here, Liverpool fans: that was impressive. You may not be the most popular club yourself, but everyone likes seeing the coolest kid in the class having his head shoved down the toilet every now and then (of which more below).
It was a near-perfect ...