Few of us like Monday but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from a five-star weekend.
Look at the mess you've made Mike
How to sum up a tumultuous Tyne-Wear derby in 150 words dear friends? The happenings off the pitch could eat up double that on their own.
We had loyal servant Shay Given finally calling time on his 11 years of anguish and torture in Toon (save ...