Suffering at Selhurst

March 5, 2005
By The Insider
Crystal Palace 0-0 Manchester United

The world's political leaders are slightly confused by just what a weapon on mass destruction looks like, but the law enforcement agencies on duty at Selhurst Park may just have solved their problem. Don't bother looking for war heads or those giant chunky bombs you have seen on the TV when you search for WMD's; the way to identify a terrorist making his way to this game was much easier. Indeed, those who were treated as if they were a threat to world ...

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