The Fifth Official

A taste of success

April 22, 2013
By The Fifth Official
Few of us like Monday, but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from a week brimming with potential victims.

Once bitten twice shy

Wow. Was this the most surreal vignette the Premier League has ever seen? Before we explore the monstrosity of one player trying to feast on another, let us comprehend the sight of a visiting manager being roared to the ...

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