The Fifth Official

Van Persie's spot of bother, Carroll singing

September 3, 2012
By The Fifth Official
Few of us like Monday but The Fifth Official does, for it brings with it a chance for him to point the finger and laugh. Here he pulls out the pretty, the puzzling and the downright pig-ugly from a week brimming with potential victims.

Rubbish Van Penalty

It's a good job Robin van Persie scored a match-winning hat-trick at Southampton because had his preposterous Panenka cost Manchester United all three points he might never have heard the end of it. You might think being the ...

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