Off the Ball may have taken a brief but well deserved break while Spain inevitably won Euro 2012, we're back for the 2012-13 season and will be scratching around the underbelly of football for the most bizarre, humorous and inexplicable stories with renewed vigour. We kick off the campaign with a heady mix of booze, nudity and implied violence.

Canizares posts photo of naked wife online

We start in Spain, where former Valencia goalkeeper Santiago Canizares made a blunder that ...

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