Off the Ball never rests in its mission to scratch around the underbelly of professional football to find the most bizarre, humorous and inexplicable stories.
This week, a load of fans get their European capital cities mixed up; a Balotelli may or may not have drunk his brother's urine; Blackpool are riled by a fake West Ham shirt; Gonzalo Higuain walks into a door (and says ouch); and Arsenal's camping trip looks just plain weird.
397 miles apart: What a pest!
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This week, a load of fans get their European capital cities mixed up; a Balotelli may or may not have drunk his brother's urine; Blackpool are riled by a fake West Ham shirt; Gonzalo Higuain walks into a door (and says ouch); and Arsenal's camping trip looks just plain weird.
397 miles apart: What a pest!
Imagine ...

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