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			<title><![CDATA[The 2012-13 Prem Best XI]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 May 2013 13:33:35 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey and Paul Kanarek]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/467]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[The season is done and the verdict is in. The correct London teams are heading to the Champions and Europa Leagues, respectively, while the evil hegemony of Manchester United may well be toppled now that Sir Alex Ferguson has left the building with his hairdryer, gum and 13 titles. All that remains is to honor this year's most astonishingly gifted players and, not surprisingly, the bulk hail from England's Top Six.  And just like with all of the great teams, we built our Best XI from the back while showing no bias whatsoever towards the clubs we support.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Here's to the sore winners]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 May 2013 14:54:06 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/459]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[There is no more beautiful sight in all of soccer. Nothing that makes the heart soar higher, the pulse race faster, the mustache go more a-quiver or the beer spray across the room with more joyous gusto.  And on Sunday at the Football Factory in New York City, hundreds of Premier League fans got to witness this magical sight in all its priceless glory as the seconds ticked down on this crazy season while the camera panned to the stands at White Hart Lane.  "We see you crying on TV," sang the army of magnificently insensitive Arsenal fans as the final whistle blew down Tottenham's Champions League hopes and its supporters hung their heads and blubbered into their fifth-place finish.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[What I'll Miss About Fergie's Time]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 May 2013 16:24:34 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey ]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/453]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[As someone who has been following English soccer since Vinnie Jones grabbed Paul Gascoigne in a place that is generally considered impolite, I can't help but admire Sir Alex Ferguson's staggering achievement as the manager of Manchester United: 26 years, 13 league titles, five FA Cups, four league cups, two Champions League trophies, and that one press conference when he didn't threaten to evict a reporter.   It is a testimonial to his ruthless brilliance that since the Prem was formed in 1992, the lowest finish for Ferguson's side was third.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[The choke's on ... who?]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 May 2013 15:06:02 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/438]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[It's not fair. Every Christmas, I put money into the Salvation Army kettle in spite of that incredibly annoying bell they ring. Every Arbor Day I always plant a tree -- or at least sit under one sipping a beer. And every July 4, I donate my mustache trimmings to the nearest hospital for the hirsutely challenged.  In fact, now that I think about it, the only ongoing blots on my ledger of goodness are my unapologetic delight at Spurs not winning a league title in the past 42 years and John Terry going from "Captain.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[RVP showered with boos at Arsenal, but did he get one last kick in?]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:25:39 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/432]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[I had one of those vivid, hi-def dreams Saturday, the kind where you don't want to wake up, especially after a 12-hour bender celebrating Spurs being Spurs and dropping two points at Wigan. (Imagine the damage I would have done if the Latics had actually held on to their late lead.)  And this wasn't one of those NC-17 dreams, by the way, it was far better. It was an RVP-rated dream, in which an ex-Gunner was so grateful for all the faith and love that Arsenal had showered on him that he decided to return the favor.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[A biting chance in the fight for fourth]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:40:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/422]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[It's been a horrible, crazy week but on the bright side, it now looks as if there won't be a title-clinching honor guard for Sir Alex and the Dutch weasel at the Emirates next Sunday. That's because barring a miracle -- and after Spurs' mind-boggling hat trick in seven minutes against Man City, I suppose anything is possible -- United will reclaim the Premier League trophy at Old Trafford on Monday afternoon and spare Arsenal fans the indignity of having to witness its coronation firsthand.  And if Fergie has already locked up his 13th league title by the time United visits Arsenal, might he be so inclined to give his starters the day off and play Paul Scholes, Ryan Giggs and maybe someone even older -- Sir Bobby Charlton's still in the lineup, right?]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Wigan saved the FA Cup from further indignity, but now it's City's cup to lose  ]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:38:37 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey ]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/408]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[Not to get all misty-eyed, but it did seem like the FA Cup went from "Zombie Apocalypse" -- courtesy of some charming Millwall knuckle-draggers -- to English soccer heaven within 24 hours.  Following Saturday's harrowing glimpse into the sport's dark past, Sunday's War of the Nouveau Riche couldn't come quickly enough for the sake of the game's future. Thankfully, Manchester City and Chelsea went instep-to-instep for 90 is-there-an-EMT-in-the-house minutes -- and somehow they managed to do it without anyone getting bloodied or stomped.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[FA Cup is Rafa's last Chelsea dance]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 31 Mar 2013 17:53:05 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/399]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[Sometime in May, Rafa Benitez will walk through the door at Stamford Bridge marked Vamonos while being careful not to bump into Jose Mourinho who, according to reports in the oh-so-reliable English press, will be swaggering through the door marked "Welcome, our once and future Savior."  If you're Benitez, the best you can hope for is that "The Returning One" stops to admire the shiny FA Cup medal around your neck and mumbles gracias for teeing him up with a Champions League berth that he can use to win Roman Abramovich&#x26;rsquo;s favorite tournament again, diminishing your Chelsea "legacy" even further.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[U.S. jumps from ice straight into fire]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:03:06 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/362]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[Here's what we learned during Friday night's "Chilla in Vanilla": The U.S. men's national team can win during a blinding snowstorm.  Here's what we still don't know: Can they win in normal soccer conditions? Because the chances that there'll be a foot of snow at Estadio Azteca on Tuesday are about the same as the chances of Mexico's Giovanni Dos Santos getting his hair permed (approximately 2.7%).  Certainly, we got no clues from Friday's cosmic joke of a game as to how the U.S. will fare Tuesday in the oxygen-deprived altitude and will-sapping heat of Mexico City.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[A fit after being tied ]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:20:15 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey ]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/349]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[My heart bleeds for Sir Alex. First, that mean old Turkish referee failed to get the memo about how when you're officiating at Old Trafford you're not allowed to send off a United player -- especially when it's clearly not a red card offense anywhere in the world except maybe in the FIFA rule book.  Then some mischievous tabloid hacks, desperately attempting to come up with a creative angle on why Wayne Rooney was benched for the Real Madrid game, cooked up a story about Sir Alex falling out of love with his prodigal son and like an angry usher, looking to boot him out of the Theater of Dreams at the end of the season.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Glee and sympathy in North London]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Mar 2013 15:57:45 PST]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/336]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[They were waiting for me outside the bar: three Spurs fans kitted out in the odious colors of their satanic North London cult. Since they never properly introduced themselves, let's just call them Fat, Drunk and Stupid.  "Guess you'll need a new jacket now," snarled Fat, pointing to my shiny maroon satin jacket with the words "Kings of London" emblazoned underneath the Arsenal crest.  "I didn't know Spurs followers could read," I said, emboldened by the fact that my friend Jason was following close behind and had just reminded me, "I'm from Detroit and I like to punch people.]]></description>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hey, Mancini, why don't you quit while you're behind? ]]></title>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Feb 2013 16:21:41 PST]]></pubDate>
			<author><![CDATA[David Hirshey ]]></author>
			<link><![CDATA[http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/kickingandscreaming/id/321]]></link>
			<description><![CDATA[I'll give Roberto Mancini credit. The Manchester City scarf model is surrounded by math majors who look at the Premier League table and ask, "Why don't you quit while you're behind?" Yet he isn't about to back away from a fight.   The defending champions started the day a Real Madrid-like 15 points behind their vengeful neighbors Manchester United, in a contest that is rapidly becoming more jest than joust. Those budding numerologists in baby blue could hardly blame Mancini if he were to take his Gucci-clad foot off the accelerator and cruise to a comfortable second place finish.]]></description>
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