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Everton's seasonal video teaches valuable lesson: a Jelavic is for life, not just for Christmas

Posted by Chris Wright

Coming days after Aleksandar Kolarov's intensely dramatic reading of 'Jingle Bells', it would appear that strangely unsettling club Christmas videos are very much en vogue this winter - with Everton being the latest side to pass on their season's greetings in the most bizarre manner possible...



Remember kids: a Jelavic is for life, not just for Christmas.

Apparently Liverpool tried to copy the template for their Christmas video by gift-wrapping Steven Gerrard, but the final scene had to be scrapped because Luis Suarez kept diving in the box.

*Badump tish*

I'll show myself out.

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