'We're Better Than The Best' by 2013 MLS All-Stars is the worst football song pretty much ever

Posted by Chris Wright

'Tis the 2013 MLS All-Star Game against AS Roma in Kansas tonight, and to mark the occasion, several members of the squad have produced a little rap ditty to accompany the match entitled, "We're Better Than The Best."

And it is awful.

We know it's meant to be all wry and tongue-in-cheek and all, but with rhyming couplets such as, "Omar is my nombre, will you be my hombre?" and "They call me Chris the Wonder, 'cause they wonder why I never make a blunder," there's sadly no disguising that this will have to go as one of the very worst football songs ever produced -- and that's saying something.

If you can bring yourself to watch the video, click here.

Yeesh.

Now if you'll excuse us, we need to go and find the number of a good memory bleacher.

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