You may already be aware of the "Phil Jones Face" phenomenon but for the uninitiated, allow us to explain: You see, when Manchester United's Phil Jones physical exertion of any kind he surrenders his face to a nightmarish hell demon that dwells within and last night's Manchester Derby is a good case in point.
Over the course of the game, Jones pulled a cavalcade of terrifying gurns at random intervals and we've been able to isolate a few of the best.
However, viewer caution is advised. Some of these images are incredibly harrowing...
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