Video: French U17 keeper almost disembowels striker in 'friendly'

Posted by Chris Wright

We're not entirely sure the AS Villaret U-17 keeper got the memo ahead of his side's recent friendly against S.O.M. U-17, as it would appear he was taking the game far too seriously - so seriously, in fact, that he was willing to tear an opposing striker's genitals clean off with his studs to preserve his clean sheet.

WARNING: This footage is sure to bring on decidedly uncomfortable pangs of any gentleman who watches it...

Do you know what they call friendlies in France? "Match amical".

The ironing is delicious.

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