As far as we can fathom, Les Miserables is nigh-on three hours of people crying, killing each other, crying about killing each other and then singing about crying and killing each other as they mop away the tears.

Sky Sports' Transfer Deadline Day" coverage is a nigh-on 24-hour cyclone of apoplectic garbage as yodeling anchor Jim White's forehead veins slowly swell to the size of garden hose as the decibels rise and rise while a phalanx of morose reporters stand freezing their knackers off outside training grounds surrounded by throngs of gurning fans as absolutely nothing happens, at all, across the entire nation.

This is what happens when the irresistible force meets the unmovable object, with a little help from an ensemble cast of the Premier League's finest...



So loving. So tender. Who knew Darren Bent had such a lovely voice?

Perhaps we were too quick to judge.

(Via Gunnerblog)

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