Twelve of football's most monstrous monobrows

Posted by Chris Wright

We've already tackled football's most awe-inspiring mega-mullets and power moustaches here on Toe Poke, so we thought it only natural to complete the unholy triumvirate and move on to perhaps the most unsightly hair configuration of them all: the monobrow...




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1. Eric Cantona: Flawlessly stylish in almost every other single aspect, Eric has neglected to sort out his brow game to this very day




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2. Eddie McGoldrick: 6/10 left-back with a 10/10 eyebrow




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3. Jose Bosingwa: Looks like he has a hibernating millipede glued across his forehead




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4. Carlos Tevez: The last thing that face needs is a monobrow, yet here we are...




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5. Cesar Delgado: Not the most famous footballing monobrow, but still a fine example of the art




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6. Giuseppe Bergomi: Affectionately known as 'The Uncle', conversely Bergomi was one of the hardest sods to ever play the game. Are you going to be the one who tells him he looks like a berk?




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7. Tal Ben Haim: The love of Harry Redknapp's life possesses a brow so dense that it would require a machete to trim




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8. Mark McGhee: Gruff, Scottish, hairy and proud




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9. Caesar Jenkyns: Stalwart of the mustachio scene, Woolwich Arsenal centre-half Jenkyns also rocked a rather spiffing brow (singular) in his day




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10. Marouane Fellaini: It would be pretty much impossible to cram any more hair onto this man's head




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11. Nery Castillo: Looks like Maggie Simpson's archenemy




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12. Yordan Letchkov: Be-browed Bulgarian baldy Letchkov is currently facing a two-year prison sentence for tax tickling while serving as mayor of his hometown. True story!

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