What could be more festive than a rundown of the 20 foulest, most misguided, most downright offensive mega-mullets to have ever (dis)graced the football pitch...

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20. Gordon Strachan The look: 'Like Father like Son'.

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19. Mo Johnston
The look: James Bond-Villain Power Mull.

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18. Rudi Voller

The look: Classic German mullet incarnate.

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17. Kasey Keller

The look: 'The Gretzky'.

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16. Norbert Dronia
The look: The 'Dumb and Dumber' van.

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15. Charlie Nicholas

The look: Lesser-spotted 1980's fusion hair abomination, the 'Flock of Mullets'.

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14. Paul Gascoigne

The look: 'When in Rome'

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13. Miroslav Penner The look: Clip-on bangs.

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12. Sue Smith, England Women
The look: Pigtails... on a mullet.

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11. Jacek Ziober The look: Bowl-cut brunette cascade.

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10. Chris Waddle

The look: Continental

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9. Alan Biley: The look: Peroxide haystack.

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8. Wolfgang Kleff The look: He-Man.

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7. Gigi Lentini The look: Olive-skinned goddess.

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6. Ian Marshall The look: Hardest farmer you ever saw.

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5. Fernando Torres The look: Shadowfax.

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4. Roberto Baggio

The look: There is nothing divine about that ponytail.

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3. Michael Sternkopf The look: Afghan hound

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2. Gernot Alms

The look: Cletus J. Riverdinkle, the good ol' boy of FC Hansa Rostock.

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1. Mike Werner

The look: Hansa Rostock have a lot to answer for.

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