If not Carletto -- Benitez or Laudrup?
So that's it, then. In a press conference on Monday, Real Madrid president Florentino Perez divulged the least surprising piece of news since Mariano Rajoy announced for the 74th time this week that Spain is doing just fine, thanks. Jose Mourinho will not be the manager of the team next season. The information was delivered with suitable gravitas by the master of ceremonies, who paused theatrically after declaring "following a meeting of the board..." but the writing had been on the wall for months, none of it hugely complimentary about the outgoing Portuguese.

